| Episode credited cast: |
 | Shaun Micallef | - | Himself - Host |
 | Roz Hammond | - | Inga Skunk / Dolly Norman / Patient |
 | Francis Greenslade | - | Distraction / Emmet Comingle / Glenn Fowles / Deputy Commissioner Max Payne / Dr. Albert Cherry |
 | Emily Taheny | - | Draymella Burt / Maggie Bathysphere / Joan |
 | Tosh Greenslade | - | Caspea Jonquil |
| Stephen Hall | - | Ryan Bliss / Crane Girdle |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
| Tony Abbott | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Kevin Andrews | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Nick Grimm | - | Himself (voice) (archive footage) |
 | Joe Hockey | - | Himself - Treasurer (archive footage) |
| Alan Jones | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Barnaby Joyce | - | Himself - Agriculture Minister (archive footage) |
| Jacqui Lambie | - | Herself (archive footage) |
| John Madigan | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Philip Ruddock | - | Himself (archive footage) |
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