| Episode credited cast: |
 | Shaun Micallef | - | Himself - Host |
 | Roz Hammond | - | Nicola Brine / Simone / Des' Wife |
 | Francis Greenslade | - | Ian Orbspider / Jake / ABC Sports Correspondent |
 | Veronica Milsom | - | Polly |
 | Emily Taheny | - | Lois Price / Jasmine / Spakfilla Vole / Maggie Bathysphere |
 | Tosh Greenslade | - | Davey Plum / Greg / Des |
| Stephen Hall | - | Derek Flood / Dave |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
| Tony Abbott | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Julie Bishop | - | Herself (voice) (archive footage) |
 | Joe Hockey | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Scott Morrison | - | Himself - Immigration Minister (archive footage) |
| Gina Rinehart | - | Herself (archive footage) |
| Arthur Sinodinos | - | Himself (archive footage) |
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