| Episode credited cast: |
 | Shaun Micallef | - | Himself - Host |
 | Roz Hammond | - | Narrator / Chlorine Slump / Dolly Norman |
 | Francis Greenslade | - | Ian Orbspider / Steve McLeod / Sports Commentator |
 | Veronica Milsom | - | Musical Interlude Performer / Jennifred Stoles |
 | Emily Taheny | - | Musical Interlude Performer / Maggie Bathysphere |
 | Tosh Greenslade | - | Musical Interlude Performer / Capslock Pimento / Flornoy Quimbie |
| Stephen Hall | - | Musical Interlude Performer / Nato Deluca / Sports Commentator |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
| Tony Abbott | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Anna Anderson | - | Bronda Sen |
| Samantha Armytage | - | Herself - Sunrise Co-Host (archive footage) |
| Julie Bishop | - | Herself - Foreign Minister (archive footage) |
| Torah Bright | - | Herself - Sochi Silver Medallist (archive footage) |
| Bernie Ecclestone | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Micko Hall | - | Himself - Organiser (archive footage) |
 | Joe Hockey | - | Himself (archive footage) |
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