| Episode credited cast: |
 | Shaun Micallef | - | Himself - Host / Bill Duthie / Clockwork Satirists Lead Singer |
 | Roz Hammond | - | Melanie Beanie / Clockwork Satirists Performer |
 | Francis Greenslade | - | Cardamom Pye / Dutchie Wincop / Chuck Clotting / Clockwork Satirists Performer |
 | Veronica Milsom | - | Meblinda Grout / Clockwork Satirists Performer |
 | Emily Taheny | - | Coriander Tuesday / Rosemary Kipflers / Clockwork Satirists Performer |
 | Tosh Greenslade | - | Mongo MacReady / Clockwork Satirists Performer |
| Stephen Hall | - | Darius Horsham / Adam Crepe-Beard / AFP Officer Tony |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
| Tony Abbott | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Mathias Cormann | - | Himself (archive footage) |
 | Joe Hockey | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Greg Hunt | - | Himself (archive footage) |
 | Janet Leigh | - | Marion Crane (archive footage) |
| Scott Morrison | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Denis Napthine | - | Himself (archive footage) |
| Clive Palmer | - | Himself (archive footage) |
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