| Episode cast overview, first billed only: |
 | Jeremy Kyle | - | Himself - Presenter |
 | Kate Garraway | - | Herself - Presenter |
 | Ross King | - | Himself - LA Correspondent |
 | Teddy Fujimoto | - | Himself - Eyewitness |
 | Charlotte Hawkins | - | Herself - Presenter |
 | Richard Gaisford | - | Himself - Chief Correspondent |
 | Nick Dixon | - | Himself - Correspondent |
 | Vicky Browning | - | Herself - Association of CEOs of Voluntary Organisations |
 | Ralph Bulger | - | Himself - James Bulger's Father |
 | Lise McNally | - | Herself - Granada North West Newsreader |
 | Emma Jesson | - | Herself - Granada North West Weather Forecaster |
 | Ayesha Hazarika | - | Herself - Political Commentator & Former Labour Party Advisor |
 | Dave Wooding | - | Himself - Political Editor, The Sun on Sunday (as David Wooding) |
 | Newcastle United F.C. | - | Themselves (archive footage) (as NEW) |
 | Manchester United F.C. | - | Themselves (archive footage) (as MNU) |