The Revolutionary (1995) watch online HD

It's a big statement. It's like calling someone a genius, so often overused. But, truly, no man has lesser talent than Robert Marcarelli. Were this not made in 1999, I would have been convinced that this Passion Play was the inspiration for the LIFE OF BRIAN, only that Monty Python seemed to take Jesus more seriously. I sat, in complete, almost religious awe, at how anyone could make a film so completely without merit; A film where the actors managed to convey profound silliness with every staged glance; A film where you had people speaking in thick accents of their own origin - be they French, British, or Israeli; A film that would convince the Pope himself that the passion play was a lie and a fraud. I wish I could meet this sterlingly incompetent writer-director, Mr. Marcarelli. He is an artist of the first magnitude for achieving a surreal perfection through his consistent lack of a dramatic sense. How can a person achieve this zenith of badness? Well, I suppose you'd start by eliminating anyone in the cast that had taste, sensitivity and any acting ability. Next, you'd tell them to "act mad", "act happy", "act sad." And finally, you'd do only one take. The only thing that would make this work better would be if the lab showed the same lack of competence by overexposing and destroying the negative.

This was undoubtedly the cheesiest movie of the life of Christ I have ever seen. Even Jeffrey Hunter's I was A Teenage Jesus; aka King of kings was better. I caught the tail end of this monstrosity while channel surfing. The budget must have been $10,000; the acting, except for Steel, was non-existent, and the screenplay could have been better written by a sixth-grader. I saw an interview with Steel, Paul Crouch and the director and his wife, who wrote the screenplay talking about the authentic beards, as if this was the major task to overcome in making this lousy movie. But what really bothered me the most were the Scriptures that were not included in the screenplay that would have made the movie better, and given it more clarity.

I wouldn't call it the WORST film ever - I mean, have you ever seen "They Saved Hitler's Brain"? At least this one makes an effort at scene continuity.

Compared to "Hitler's Brain", this one is a masterpiece of costuming, direction, editing, plot, and photography. It is an adequate film to teach the uninitiated and unsophisticated viewer about the basics in the life (and crucifixion) of Jesus.

Not much else to say!

For some weird reason, IMDb is making me add lines of text (HAVE TO BE 10, THEY ARE TELLING ME!) in order to submit my comments. I think that's silly. Anyone else ever notice this and found it to be a problem?

It's not just that the fictitious story of Jesus, who never existed, is portrayed in this worthless production, but that the acting and presentation is so atrocious that one can't stand it for long. I caught this late night on some dumb religious channel, obviously its an attempt to make cheap propaganda films based on silly myths and legends, but no one invested one ounce of creativity or money on this rubbish. The production values are nil, the special effects were composed on a commodore 64 computer, the wigs look fake, the settings look like the countryside of Iowa and the people stand around looking inept. The story concerns some angel who speaks to two dumb oaf shepherds, who don't look Aramaic, it tells them about the birth of some guy in a smelly barn. After that, there's only incredulous shots that are supposed to awe us but they just bore us. Jesus turns some water into wine, big deal, but they'd want you to believe its important to the plot in some way. Anyone who has half a brain should figure the motive of this movie out really quick. At best its a laughable attempt at hokum, directed by an inept boorish arm chair bible thumper in the worst possible way. I can't see anyone actually going out to buy a bible or getting baptized after watching this valueless crud. If anything, this helps the atheist cause more than the fanatical christians its intended for.