The Vampires (2009) watch online HD

With that title and his famous fetish reputation to build upon, Adult filmmaker Kendo (rn: Ken Docherty) delivers a very meek product to his daring! Media label. I was especially let down by the lack of any horror content.

Instead we see the ladies occasionally bare their store-bought fangs, but fail to bite anyone, just carefully licking them as part of the usual XXX content. Fetish costume is present, of course, but Kendo for some reason leaves out he BDSM stuff he is equally famous for.

So the five vignettes consist of tame sex with a who's who of minor Brit Porn talent from a decade back, e.g., Lolly Badcock, Daisy Rock and Renee Richards. The underutilized Black model La La livens things up a bit, and even the most famous crossover girl (who made many a Chatsworth appearance subsequently) Diana Doll is on view.

The pantomime is boring, and even when a cape shows up and fangs are bared, nothing happens but a bit of the old in & out. I see that today's hip Lesbian label Girlsway has a new all-girl epic out titled The Vampires featuring chart-topper Angela White, certain to put Kendo's meek effort to shame (and obscurity).