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Two redneck trailer trash heroes, Jimmy and Cheese, live small but dream hard. One fateful night they find themselves entangled in a web of criminal hi-jinks when they steal local crime boss Fat Bert's ring from an area pawnshop. Two henchman, Duke and Carl, are quickly dispatched to remedy this felonious boondoggle, but only if they don't kill each other first. Comedic mayhem ensues with shootouts, schemes, smoking hot chicks, slow-mo showdowns, a shih Tzu, and the fabled Alpaca Mafia. Who will make it out alive? Who will make their dreams a redneck reality? Who will...hold on loosely?

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    • Author: Low_Skill_But_Happy_Deagle
    As this movie is difficult to see at the moment I thought I would right a review. Hold On Loosely is a hilarious movie. I have not laughed as hard as I did at anything since "Mystery Team" Hold On Loosely, absurd, irreverent, unflinching, outlandish, just perfection. Michelle Nunes reminded me of when Tiffany Amber Theisen was a hottie but Michelle is a revaluation! Because not only is she righteously hot in HOL, she is really funny too.

    Other standouts include Kevin Brennan with a Lebowski worthy Winston, Timm Perry's gut busting turn as Cheese, Rus Gutins smooth flow of low life gangster life, Tamara Zook making everything you have ever seen on Springer seem tame and David Poggi killing it in what I am sure is the first depiction on an Alpaca Mafia Cappo. All these wild personalities are held together by a flawless Travis Parker who has many plates to keep spinning.

    Speaking of spinning plates, I had a chance to talk to the director Josh Cole, and he assured me that all the comedic mayhem in the film was scripted. If true, someone needs to give this guy 10 million dollars to make his next pic, so he can tighten up the ship a little bit and iron out a few wrinkles next time around. Actually that sounds a bit harsher than I intended because Mr. Cole did a remarkable job and deserves way more praise than one review can dish out.
  • Credited cast:
    Kevin M. Brennan Kevin M. Brennan - Winston (as Kevin Brennan)
    Rus Gutin Rus Gutin - Duke
    Patrick Hume Patrick Hume - Little D
    Mark Irvingsen Mark Irvingsen - Doctor Bronson
    Jamie Lane Jamie Lane - Carl
    Michelle Nunes Michelle Nunes - Suzie
    Travis Parker Travis Parker - Jimmy
    Timm Perry Timm Perry - Cheese
    David Poggi David Poggi - Alpaca Mafia Cappo
    Amanda Rowan Amanda Rowan - Porshe
    Brian Keith Russell Brian Keith Russell - Fat Bert
    Sandra Staggs Sandra Staggs - Nurse Edna
    Tamara Zook Tamara Zook - Momma Cheese
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