There's something so icky about Patrick Moote and his false-feeling and false-sounding voyage of pseudo-discovery that it's hard not to be merely insulting about this documentary. Suffice it to say that virtually nothing about Moote's quest for a larger penis, nor his superficial exploration of why his "low average" endowment matters so much to him, is satisfying. Rather, so much of the documentary comes across as insincere and staged (though it professes to be an "as it happened" record of a sort of Super Size Me experiment in living) that the main reaction the film provokes is exasperation. For example, though the film is billed as a "sometimes painful search to find out whether penis size matters," it is patently uninterested in that question, a few desultory, unrevealing interviews with a few random women respondents notwithstanding. Anyone with a brain knows the answer to that question: Penis size doesn't "matter" (whatever that means) to the vast majority of people. To the people to whom it does matter, however, penis size matters a very great deal. Moote is one of those people to whom it matters, or such is the conceit of the documentary, so the only real question of the film is "Why does it matter so much to Patrick Moote?" But Moote sidesteps that question because answering it might have required him to be genuine. Rather, Moote takes the viewer on an odyssey of penis therapies, gets some very good advice along the way (which he appears to discard), and learns exactly nothing that might put a dent in his scorching self-obsession (and I'm not counting the hallmark sentiments hurriedly expressed at the documentary's end, the conclusion of a shaggy dog story if ever there was one). What becomes clear instead is the extent of Moote's masochism and the degree to which he must have eroticized the humiliation he supposedly feels. In other words, his shame and penis-related self-esteem issues become both his favorite topic and a kind of weapon that he wields against others. (That's most clear in the scenes in which he discusses his under-endowment with his parents and his ex-girlfriends; if you're not careful, you'd think Moote was being vulnerable and candid. Another likely interpretation, however, is that Moote draws pleasure from making people squirm.) I never believed his fiancée turned down his marriage proposal because of his penis size (there are so many other reasons why she might not have wanted to marry him, his fulminating neuroses and Olympian narcissism among them, that she'd never have needed such a superficial motivation). I never believed he seriously intended to try most of the treatments he supposedly considers. Mostly, I never believed that Moote was actually naïve enough to believe that pills and penis pumps (both of which he does try) would have any effect on the size of his junk. In other words, he depicts fake angst for fake impact. As a prolonged, Borat-like publicity stunt, it's certainly original. As a documentary, it never measures up.

One long-winded simultaneous self-pat on the back and middle finger to his ex girlfriend. A man humiliates his (then) girlfriend at a football game by proposing, clearly without first having discussed what her response/desire would be, in some vain attempt to manipulate a definite yes out of her. He then develops an all-encompassing fixation with his penis size, ignoring his character faults which - quite obviously to me - were more likely the root issues of his breakup. Also, covertly filming complete strangers naked does not a good documentary make. He didn't get beaten up enough for that. In keeping with his theme, he has once again come up short. Giving this a 1 - an apt reflection of measure he deserves.

This movie is a scam. A stand-up comic figured he could get some publicity by pretending to have a tiny dick and making a pseudo-documentary (about as real as reality TV) about his travels all over the world, asking people in the street what they think about it (but never showing it) and looking to a few "experts" for a solution. The solution (surprise surprise) is that his only problem was thinking he had a problem, and he proves it by getting a dishy blonde to be his girlfriend.

I feel really stupid for buying this DVD, but maybe my stupidity will help somebody else make a smarter decision.

None of this is believable or amusing ... Whether the whole online thing happened or not I have no idea ... Or care ... It just ALL looks faked Apparently this guy has a small penis and his girlfriend finished with him ... How small is a small penis ? ... Don't know ... And you never see his to find out what he considers to be one I can tell him why his girlfriend finished with him ... It is blatantly obvious that he is a really annoying fake ... Its nothing to do with his penis And if you think the blonde at the end is seeing for anything else but exposure I'd think again ... In fact the whole thing seemed to be about him gaining exposure, though not of the groin region ... The guy just wants fame and this just rebounds on that little plan in a big way Awful ... Do the washing up instead ... Its more worthwhile

Assuming this is an actual account of the experiences of the central character, it is more pathetic than amusing.

On the one hand Patrick seems rather brave to choose to propose marriage in a stadium full of people, but rather childish to think that such an act was in any way cool and equally childish to have so poorly understood his relationship with the woman … who promptly refused him. If she at least cared for him a little she might have said she wasn't ready to marry, but to say it was because his penis was too small was clearly aimed at making him more miserable. What kind of relationship had this been? Why was she still in it if she was so eager to bail and cause some pain while doing so?

In the same way, his willingness to announce to everyone, from his mother to his friends to a classroom full of strangers in Korea to an assortment of "professionals" who deal with male genitalia that his penis is small suggests a somewhat brave, self-confident person, but that is obviously not who he really is.

That he as an individual is obsessed with this issue after being publicly humiliated might be somewhat understandable, but what I found surprising is that coping with this real or imagined problem has created a multi-billion dollar industry worldwide and that some men are willing to do bizarre things like lift 300 pound weights tied to their genitals or allow mutilations by injections or surgery in a totally vain attempt to find a solution.

But again Patrick seems to make himself seem more silly than determined. Even his mother tells him he is a quitter, which is borne out by behavior on this sojourn. He is bouncing around the world looking for an answer, but when he is set to bravely undergo some dubious injections he runs away at the last moment and when about to undergo plastic surgery, the sight of someone else under the knife sends him running off to vomit from fear or revulsion. And when he decides to head back home he first withdraws into a petulant silence and then has a hissy fit of self- loathing when it finally dawns on him how ridiculous it all is.

He should have probably listened to some good advice he received while on his quest for a magic solution. One gay guy (Savage?) said he had no problem with a partner's relatively small penis, but could not endure the partner's constant obsessive moaning about it. He and an Asian women both said there was a lot more to loving someone than this one, probably exaggerated, characteristic flaw. In a way Patrick did seem to finally absorb this wisdom and start to develop a relationship with a woman he met along the way. She too seemed unconcerned by his supposed inadequacy, but she also appeared to be a little wary that Patrick wouldn't stop obsessing about it.

Overall the "documentary" had less to do with the "size matters" issue, although it was amazing how many people were bothered by it, and more to do with a sadly immature person whose underdeveloped sense of self was a bigger problem than his possibly underdeveloped genitals.

It all might appeal to prurient teenagers or someone studying personality disorders, but there's not much for anyone else in this "documentary."

Unhung Hero might have a slight appeal to anyone who has an interest in penis size and who has never read sex advice columns or has any sense of science.

The film is essential just a self fascinated tale of "Look at me!" that never gets beyond the filmmaker's supposed issues with his supposedly small penis.

Much of the film, which is supposedly a documentary, seems fake and staged. And most of the film seems pointless and/or obvious ("Let's talk to porn stars about penis size!")

Though Unhung Hero is a film about the penis you essentially never see any penises. The film, like many documentaries on "taboo subjects," approaches its topic with the same coy but chaste tone you find on a broadcast TV documentary about a controversial subject.

A far far better film about a guy dealing with his size issues is the 2005 BBC documentary My Penis and I by (and about) Lawrence Barraclough which can be watched in full online. (CAUTION: It contains penis.)

Patric said it best himself. "I'm going to come out as an insecure, narcissistic asshole with a small dick." Or something like that. It's all true, it's the overall impression I got of the protagonist.

While production value is what I expected, it didn't seem like he wanted to do anything at all. All the way through the film he has a look on his face that screams "kill me now.", not a magnet for my attention by any standards.

Sauna was a good idea that was executed in the most unprofessional manner you could dream of. The only thing that would have made that scene worse is if he went in there 30 minutes after popping Viagra. What he did is the reason camera phones are banned in several school showers. If I were in there, I'd sue. Just saying.

The crew made a good job of planning the progression of the film, and the amount of locations, people and cultures in it is the best part of the film as a whole. It's also a unique documentary. Not in terms of film making, some of the work actually seems uninspired and lazy, but you don't watch a doc because of the brilliant cinematography.

A young man excitedly prepared proposes to his girlfriend. To make it special and memorable, we waits arranges to pop the question on the Mistletoe Cam Jumbotron at the UCLA game. To his shock, the girlfriend declines on camera and runs away. The video of the failed proposal goes viral. That poor young man confesses his in a documentary that the size of his is at fault and he travels the world to find out if any why this is a important any issue was society claims it to be. What would make a better documentary is that if Patrick Moote had included more behind the scenes information like his frustrations as a struggling actor prompted the idea for this to create an emotional range demo reel and that the famous viral video was a complete setup, a fake event put on for a cheap pre-promotional tool for this film, or rather, this demo reel. Regardless of this film being a shame and the viral video a phony, this movie isn't good - it's self indulgent, full of unbelievable scenarios, and the acting - sorry - isn't all that impressive. Maybe a traditional short form demo reel is what should have been done so all the terrible performances could have been cut.

I had the pleasure of seeing the world premiere of Unhung Hero at Austin's SXSW Film Festival. Unhung Hero provides a really humorous look at professional comedian Patrick Moote's struggle to deal with the angst of having a small penis. His neurosis and insecurity translates into a very humorous, entertaining and simultaneously provocative documentary. He raises many issues such as whether the proliferation of pornography has led to the exaggeration of expectations and increased our sexual insecurities. He takes on a humorous worldwide journey asking whether his penis is too small and what he should do about it. In the process he explores many bizarre techniques for increasing penis size. While the film is humorous, he uses a comedian's insight to explore humanity's obsession with the size of genitalia. In so doing, he literally probes many hard questions about our attitudes towards sexuality. Unfortunately, the film's subject might make it difficult for it to gain the mainstream audience that it deserves. Anyway, Unhung Hero is recommended to anyone who is willing to think about our sexual mores with an open mind and a sense of humor.

Maybe size is correlated to emotional maturity? After seeing this documentary the woman who turned down our minus-size "hero" must have fully realized the immature bullet she dodge live on a Jumbotron. In fact after watching Patrick Moote drag this thin concept out to nearly the requisite 90 minutes, one imagines the likelihood of his getting a yes at the basketball (or whatever) game was probably largely in his under-developed mind. He minces, he whines, he asks him mother about his penis size(seriously, dude?) and generally gets on everyone he encounters nerves. In between not much happens. He goes to the adult video convention one imagines more for his own prurient interests that anything having to do with the stated reason for the "cockumentary". He goes to Asia for more genital-oriented nonsense and eventually makes it back to the U.S. where he ends with some bad stand-up. How someone makes a whole documentary solely about themselves where they still come off unattractive and irritating is almost difficult to believe. In short, there's not much here.

Patrick Moote had enough nerve to travel the world and ask a question that bothers both men and women. I've got to hand it to him, whether or not he actually has a little one or not, the film conveys well the brighter side to those bothered by having a small one. All of the promises that porn shop wares make are challenged at the start, then Patrick takes the viewer to other countries. Is it true Koreans and Thais actually go as far as they do to correct it? It's about time we all realize that God judges man, not by his outward appearance, but by his heart. Anyway, Patrick, bravo for being the first I've seen willing to take on such a hidden topic. Maybe next time, take on hypogonadism.

UnHung Hero (2013)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Mildly entertaining documentary about Patrick Moote, a man who gets on the jumbo screen at a sporting event to propose to his girlfriend but she rejects him. We learn that it was because of his small penis so Patrick goes around the world trying to make it bigger. UNHUNG HERO kept me mildly entertained as I watched it but I had a hard time viewing it as a documentary. For starters, there's never any proof that this girlfriend dumped him because of his penis size. I mean, perhaps she was just embarrassed at the time? Perhaps she just wasn't ready to settle down? Perhaps hearing from her on if she walked off because of his penis size would have helped things. Also, a lot of this just seems to be done for humor as Patrick is constantly talking about his small penis. We never really see it either so who knows what the truth is. With that said, there are some funny moments scattered throughout and especially when he goes overseas to see how those men handle having a small penis and see what they do to try and make it bigger. We get a few doctors and sex experts talking about sizes and the history of men worrying about it. Again, if you've got nothing better to do then this is something worth watching. However, it's certainly not a well-researched or detailed film.

I didn't hate this documentary. I heard about it a few times, and mainly that it was fake. Wanted to find out for myself.

It's not very polished, but it's sincere - he's open-minded and respectful to the people he interviews. I liked his style as he participates in the narrative without falling into that bland overly-PC lack of reaction.

There's just one unfortunate exception and it should not have been in the movie. Like most young people he is insecure and like most documentary filmmaker he's narcissistic, and it results in one unfortunate segment where he tries to film in a Korean sauna.

It's sort of slapstick-funny when he's caught and those guys react like you would expect showering men discovering someone sneaking a camera into the shower would react, but it's neither informative or entertaining - just creepy and borderline racist. Shouldn't have been in the film.

It's kind of interesting how this issue is viewed in other cultures - the weight-lifting segment is pretty surreal, and when he backs down from a needle in New Guinea - yeah, that's cause for reflection. The segment where he considers surgery - this is not a joke for some people, it's really that important to them.

Some of it is Spurlock-type selfie time and it's a little forced when he slaps a meta-layer of narrative about not being sure why he should finish the film and a date turning the camera back on him, but I think he/his crew really wanted to make a documentary and this issue seems very personal to him.

He goes around the world and meets people and talks about this issue, and makes some discoveries about this topic and about himself, which is what a documentary is for.

His interview with the guy who is in the other direction is interesting for the other perspective, but comes across a little as the rich man bemoaning the loneliness of wealth.

It's not for everyone but some people will find it interesting to examine an issue that, while rarely treated seriously by most, is deadly serious for some men.

He makes an entertaining show out of it (with a single exception) by talking to different kinds of people, examining the subject from different perspectives and learning as much about himself as he does about the topic.

Check it out.

Remember when documentaries were for the intellectually elite? Classrooms and learning stuff and the idea that they would be a mainstream genre seemed ridiculous? Well gone are those days and we have a host of documentaries in every possible idea you can think of. This is yet another one. I would hazard to guess that this isn't meant to be a "serious" documentary though I do believe that the star of the film was very serious in his quest but it is just a fun, brainless, and yes incredibly shallow film about a man examining whether or not size matters...all over the world. You will likely recognize the guy (as soon as he told his story I remembered) how his girlfriend turned him down on live Television at a sporting event and the Youtube video went viral. Well this is the after effect of that. We find out that she didn't want to marry him because he has a small penis. Whether or not that is true...I don't know...seems a little much but he goes on a quest all over the world to find out how women, men and cultures view penis size. Some of it is actually interesting and will make you cringe and for many reviews on here, incredibly shallow.

Our "hero" so to speak is comedian and Youtube sensation Patrick Moote. Now a lot of reviewers call this guy "whiny" and "shallow" but I will say that I give the guy credit for doing this. How many other guys would make an entire film based on the fact that they have a small manhood? He is truly putting himself out there. I see some genuine emotion in some of the scenes. He is genuinely upset about this and if its acting then he's a very good actor. He is a little pathetic and his one major breakdown is the tantrum of a child but aren't we all a little childish. Moote still has a certain "every guy" quality about him and he's charismatic enough to make the film interesting. He covers a wide variety of culture and talks to some interesting people and you will definitely learn very quickly that he has a very, very low self esteem but we want honesty out of documentaries and Unhung Hero gives you at least that.

Moote is not the film maker here either. Instead this is done by Brian Spitz who doesn't have a lot of experience but I think the way he put the film together is done quiet well. Its not a brilliant documentary by any means but it is something that any adult can sit down and enjoy. I mean, for a documentary this one will run you through a ringer of emotions. You will laugh, you'll roll your eyes, you'll cringe, you'll feel empathetic for him and you enjoy journeying with him. You can't help but actually learn some things from this film and I think that is what a documentary should do so how can you say anything bad about it? Michael Moore Doc its not but entertaining...certainly. 7/10

It's a subject that certainly does deserve to be explored - but it certainly could have been done so much better. The final half hour of this documentary contains moments so emotional and insightful that it almost makes Moote's obnoxious behaviour and narration during the first hour worth sitting through.

Unfortunately, its interesting points are so few and far between that the whole show becomes an insipid and occasionally stomach-turning pity party for Moote. Nonetheless, the documentary does exactly what any film studying this subject matter ought to do: expose its protagonist as a cripplingly insecure person in need of psychological - not physical - help.

I think this guy saw his way to fame and fortune and set out on a strange path right from the start. I don't believe that the proposal was real, I think it was set up to go wrong in order to get a viral video. I don't know if the idea for this documentary was planned right from the start or it came later.

Basically, Patrick comes across as completely insincere at all times, if he is an actor I don't think he is a great one, he looks like he's pretending in the proposal video and there is never a point in this film when I believe him or his 'struggle'.

Not a great film, I got bored very quickly and doesn't tell us anything new.

"UnHung Hero" charts a humiliated man's fact-finding journey as he consults porn stars, doctors and anthropologists to learn whether the size of one's manhood matters.

I must say the sexologist is highly entertaining, explaining why he does not let people urinate in his establishment. He seems very laid back, very knowledgeable, but still is basically the keeper of a brothel. Not sure how you get to be the person who runs a house where people sit around and play with themselves.

Seeing Jonah Falcon was cool, as he is a very strange guy. I love that the world's largest man is not remotely a good-looking fellow. Not grungy like Ron Jeremy, either, but just dorky and undesirable.

The sum total of this documentary (in my opinion) is that - Men can be as needlessly obsessed with their 'penis size' as women can be needlessly obsessed with the size of their breast.

This flick takes the viewer to some fairly exotic world wide locations in search of treatments to increase the size of a mans penis. The treatments are strange and some are absolutely grotesque. Our host & 'seeker' often comes across as a phony but what he shows to the viewer is a learning experience and it is best to just steer clear of the enhancement nonsense.

If you ever wondered about this topic this is a good source to clear your mind!

I agree with most of the other comments that Pat continuously going on about his smallish dick to the whole world gets a bit old rather quickly, the least he could have done was show his full bone and let the audience decide, but I did find it interesting and valuable that he researched the issue as well a he did and came up with the conclusion that there really isn't much you can do about it other than really invasive surgery. I've seen a lot of naked guys in my life and most of them aren't much to write home about. Generally small guys aren't the ones who are showing off and being photographed like the big guys are so people get the idea the "correct" size is big. Used to be that women just had to live with the breasts that they came with, now fairly simple to get plastic ones installed, not so easy for guys. I wouldn't watch it again.