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Late in his directing career, Bud conformed with the prevailing winds blowing toward all-sex content with this boring exercise in jail-bait porn. With no story and no acting scenes to direct, he's reduced to XXX traffic cop, photographing generic sex acts.

A couple of the actresses are big names, especially Bobbi Starr, while Angela Stone as a pioneering Squirter doesn't disappoint in shooting fountains of either urine or Poland Spring in her vignette opposite porn's favorite cop Jack Lawrence/Steve Crest.

Alan Stafford finishes the show with a trite Oiler segment, rubbing down obscuro cutie Aarielle Alexis, porn's answer to the great Sean Young.

The BTS filler "bonus" on the DVD has the cast forced to say how much they love the production company "The Riches Entertainment", one of the least-known porn entities I've ever encountered. I hope they paid Bud well or at least gave him enough walking around money to justify taking this pitiful assignment.