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In this world where we must be politically correct a hundred percent of the time or face court, Fat Pizza is like a breath of fresh air simply because it doesn't go out of its way to not offend anyone. We've all grown tired of films that go out of their way to please everyone and wind up pleasing noone as a result, so here's one that goes out of its way to please noone.

And it winds up pleasing most anyone who has ever lived in a city where there are a lot of people who represent an ethnic minority. Even people from California or New York might relate to it on some level. If you have never been outside of an exclusively Anglo-Saxon community, on the other hand, don't bother.

It has been stated that the film is little more than an extended episode of the television series, and this is true to some extent. However, the cinema format removes a lot of the restraints inherent in television, and as a result, the humour is more unapologetically ethnic, disgusting, and just plain revolting. The Farrelly brothers are complete tryhards in comparison to Paul Fenech and his cohorts. And the refreshing thing is that they truly don't care who they offend, offering absolutely no apologies whatsoever.

Another fun element of Fat Pizza is spotting all of the cameos from minor, or even major, Australian celebrities. Angry Anderson, Red Symons, Kamahl, Elliot Goblet, even Jeff Fenech himself - anyone who has ever been anyone on Australian television is packed in here, and you'll need to watch the film twice just to identify them all. The best part is that they're not taking themselves even remotely seriously.

When Red Symons happily tells the illegal immigrants that "We take bribes", or Kamahl asks us for the zillionth time why people are so unkind, one cannot help but laugh because it is all so utterly irreverent in a time when it should be. Forget about political correctness here - if you want to see Lebanese men acting like utter imbeciles while bikies, Italian gangsters, and bad Ronald McDonald clones give them hell, this is the film you've been waiting for. You will not find a scene where a stoned Anglo pizza delivery boy runs over cyclists and thinking he's scoring points for it in any American film before this one was made, I can garantee that. If you see it in one that was made after mid-2003, I can guarantee that it won't be nearly as funny.

Normally, I would never have considered this film because of its shameless appeal to the lowest common denominator, but it scores big because it represents a much-needed loosening of the collar in this day and age where minor mischief on the part of people who are treated like slaves in our society is treated like a spree of murders. Well done, Paul Fenech - people like you may well be the salvation of this blinkered, speak-no-evil society that none of us who were born in the 1970s or 1980s actually want. Ten out of ten for laughs, but minus two for going just a tiny bit too far at times (and even they were pretty funny because of the loosening up that the rest of the film offers).

It's been said that this movie sets Australian culture back 20 years. Whoever said that (I read it somewhere, but can't remember where) has his/her head in his/her armpit. It's the side of Australian culture outsiders rarely see. Illegal immigrants ARE arriving in leaky boats. Police ARE unfairly targeting ethnic minorities. Fast-food corporations (eg McDoggles) ARE being mean to the little guy (and I don't just mean Pauly). People ARE making speed in their backyards. Backpackers ARE being murdered.

Though I'm sure that, when these things occur in the real world, they are nowhere near as funny as they are in Fat Pizza. This movie is utterly hilarious from beginning to end. Sure, the humour may not be everyone's cup of tea. I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable watching it with my Nanna.

It's unfair to say there is no structure to the plot. There is. Just not a standard one. Which, in this age of Hollywood formula, should be regarded as a good thing. This movie breaks the rules, baby!

If you enjoy watching the Pizza TV show on SBS, you'll have a blast. It's longer, with more jokes and cameos crammed in. A family-size Pizza, if you like.

If I had to choose between Fat Pizza and Kangaroo Jack as a representation of Australian culture, I'd choose Fat Pizza in a second.

Fat Pizza is a fast-paced comedy that just about makes fun of every ethnicity, creed, color, size, and sexual preference of the peoples in Australia, it seems (Having never been to Australia, I'm only guessing they are making fun of everyone)... It's definitely low-brow humor at it's best!

I realize that Fat Pizza may not be everyone's cup-o-tea. If you're one of those super-sensitive they-shouldn't-make-fun-of-anyone-or-anything sort of people, stay away from this movie! You will get your feelings hurt!

Though if you're like me, a person who's sick to death of all this Politically Correct crap run amok in movies, you'll probably love this particular movie!

The only criticism I have about the movie is how hard it was to find it here in the U.S.. I found it by chance at a garage sale.

I give this movie a 10!

Fat Pizza is a fantastic film, which is both my 2nd favourite Australian film and my 4th favourite comedy of all time! This is so politically incorrect that it's the key to its success. This film takes the p*ss out of everyone and leaves no exceptions, like wogs, Aussies, Asians, illegal immigrants, disabled people, street gangs, police, the government, druggies, religion, celebrities, terrorism, rappers, homosexuals, transvestites and anyone else I didn't mention.

In this film, Paulie (Paul Fenech, who also co-wrote, produced and directed this masterpiece) has a lot on his plate. He has to organize Bobo's (Johnny Boxer), his boss, wedding with his mail-order bride Ling Chow (I can't find her real name), keep his mates, rapper Sleek The Elite (Paul Naked), Habib (Tahir Bilgic, who also co-wrote this), Aussie druggie Davo Dinkum (Jabba from Channel [V]) and Rocky `The Lebanese Rambo' (couldn't find his name either) out of trouble and stay away from killer clowns from a rival fast food chain (obviously spoofing McDonalds). There is also a rival pizza shop run by from Indian people called `Phat Pizza', which they know ripped them off and spy on them.

The film is beyond worthy to the TV series, which is the best out of the film spin-offs of TV series such as South Park, Beavis & Butthead and Ali G. The addition of the new character Davo is great and is probably now the funniest character in the series, which is also nice to the see a `token Aussie' in it. The performances are great and most are so over-the-top that it's genius. It's so funny that you pretty laugh every minute of the film and the soundtrack is awesome and perfectly fits to the theme of the film. It's a crime that the TV series Pizza was banned from SBS! Let's hope this wonderful team of comedians keep making both the series and possible sequels to this wonderful film.

Rating: 5/5!!!

I've seen the tv show a few times. I thought the movie would be pushing it, trying to stretch the tv show to a movie length. Plus i thought it would be one of those low budget aussie movies that mainly appealed to ethnic audiences. Like Wog Boy etc. So i wasn't expecting too much from the movie.

I was p***ing myself laughing through lots of the movie. I thought i was going to die because i was laughing too much.

There's jokes about race/religions, public tradegies (sept 11 & more). So if you are offended by bad taste jokes, stay away. This is where i thought some of the jokes were soooooo wrong, but i found it sooooo funny.

I never wondered what time it was, or how long to go, as i usually do in movies (including bourne identity). This movie kept me amused all the time.

A LOT better than what i thought it would be, and i'd be happy to pay the full admission price again to drag my mates there.

Fat Pizza is an extreme big-screen version of the Australian television series of the same name. Regular narration by writer/producer/director/star Paul Fenech's character "Pauly" provides a feasible link for a range of events surrounding pizza-chef Bobo's impending mail-order marriage.

Rap music, ethnic rivalry, anglo-ignorance, street gangs, illegal immigrants, sex, drugs, religion and sexuality: Fat Pizza handles all these topics with absolute irreverence.

There's a "cast of thousands" of Australian sport and TV icons playing small parts (with the late gay television identity Bernard King appearing several times as a leather daddy tempting Fat Pizza's delivery boys). Delivery boy/rapper Sleek also finds himself irresistibly responding to gay men, even though he thinks he's a chick magnet.

Fat Pizza is unapologetically Australian, with a huge thumping soundtrack, and fast pace. Paul Fenech has created a major work of contemporary Australian piss-taking.

This movie is a fully sick ule. A real Aussie comedy with everything you could ask for. Heaps of sex, drug use, chicks, violence and ethnic humour goes to good use in the best Aussie movie of 2003 (and possibly of all time), that really makes me laugh everytime I see it. Paul Fenech has come a long way since his time as a cleaner at SBS, and now has evolved his great idea pinch into a great cult comedy that even gets a couple of laughs from people who hate the show.

All polictally correct whingers, wankers and whiners are not invited to this chick fest as Sleek, Paulie, Rocky, Habib, Bobo, and newcomer, skip Davo Dinkum go on all their usually funny adventures getting ready for Bobo's wedding with his mail order bride. A must see for every wog, with sick burnouts, hot chicks, sex, subwoofers and fast cars to please even the most conservative ethnic.

If your a fan of the TV show, or just out for a quick laugh, see it ya zibt. You'd be an absolute stooge if ya missed it.

Okay well anyone who's seen the TV show would be able to take an educated guess that this movie would be "dumb, but funny". Well, having just seen this film, I can tell you that this is not the case. It is in fact extremely dumb, and absolutely HILARIOUS!

Don't go expecting a thought-provoking intellectual film (as if you would anyway) but do expect to have a few laughs and you definitely won't be disappointed. I was constantly laughing the whole way through and absolutely cracking up at some points (the "Police Now Targeting" sign, for example). It's fast-paced, non-stop action and a great ensemble cast.

Anyway, there's no point analysing a film like this, so just go see it!

Wont be to everyones taste, but i absolutely love FAT PIZZA the movie! used to watch it on SBS in Australia, and miss it dearly, just wish one of the British networks, or satellite stations would show it! cant really say there's much of a plot. but you've got a pizza place ran by these lebs/greeks/Italian type guys, in somewhere like Bankstown (a superb of Sydney with a bit of a reputation)but it's just laugh after laugh after laugh, seriously.

If you enjoy Fat Pizza The Movie, you can also get hold of FAT PIZZA UNCENSORED on DVD too. The humor isn't exactly PC at times, but i just laugh my arse off at some of the stuff in it, along with anybody here i've shown it too that's never seen the series before (as it's not shown on uk TV) but i say give it a go, you may like it. its big and it;s Cheesy!

...but I found this to be an enjoyable movie. I probably never saw the show since it's Australian and I live in the US but the characters are easy to understand fairly quickly since most have only a few motivations, most of which most comedy movie male characters in a certain age do: chicks, booze, good times... The usual. It's probably not more than a rental (I happened upon it late night on one of the Encore movie channels) but if you like movies that tell the tale of a "crazy night with kooky hi-jinks" and don't feel the need to be politically correct every second of your life, you'll have a good time. It's not a movie of the year in any way but there's a lot of laughs to be had.

Fat Pizza should not be viewed as a movie. It should be viewed as a chunk of cultural revelation.

Multiculturalism (for those who have never experienced it in its dirtiest, most naked form)is a pleasant but scary mess.

Paulie Fenech has done a great job in revealing this mess to the uninitiated (who will want the movie banned) and to the experienced (who will never want it to end).

Almost all comments here have been ravingly positive, but it must be noted that the negative ones seem to have come from British nationals (who have probably taken exception to their queen copping a load from a lowly colonial cleaner at the Opera House in Sydney).

Is Lizzie a bushpig? Does she grunt? Watch the movie and then make your own mind up.

Cinematography is excellent and creative. Sound is likewise great. Plot is... um... good. Characters are entirely believable (assuming you are a travelled non-xenophobe).

This is a great work which will have you pissing your pants within the first ten minutes. If not, then you NEED to give yourself an uppercut because you deserve it.

Some commenters have suggested and even stated that this movie is a "no brainer". All I can say is that they are not very observant. Intelligent social and political comment abound, albeit between the brutish lines.

A great, fun, and yet somehow disturbing movie.

OTMP (off to make pizza)

I don't know why, but it seems like the makers of the film had a 3-week deadline to get the film done. Many of the shots are poor, and a few reshoots could have done it well in the long run.

But, overall, I did enjoy the movie. I admit that the starting was not great, but towards the end there was so much going on, you just couldn't stop watching!

Many cameos make this a worthwile watch, with Jabba from Channel V even making a star appearance as the new Fat Pizza employee, who is hell bent on whatever drugs he can find.

The story is not great, but it ensures many events to happen along the way. There's Bobo's wedding and his (extreme) bachelor party, Sleek being stalked by fat women, Pauly looking after Bobo's wedding ring, and Habib growing even more afraid of police activity, whilst trying to get any chick he can (and if you've seen the movie, ou'll know what I mean!).

But, even these many events cannot overpower the production values. Much of the acting is poor, and nesarly every culture or group is attacked in one form or another. What I mean is, some people may get offended.

Overall, I give it 4 out of 10.

This piece of worthless rubbish could only be made in Australia. The humour is definitely aimed at the sort of man (I can't imagine any women watching more than 10 seconds of it), who thinks it hilarious to drop his trousers after drinking 15 pints.

Not that the Australian film industry is devoid of humour. "Malcolm" for example, was both clever and funny and an absolute gem. "Fat Pizza" on the other hand seems to have been made in a couple of weeks by someone who's idea of a joke is to say f*** a few times and then bleep it out. There are loads of brain-dead jokes that a four year old would not find funny and if the makers of this film spent more than the price of a can of Fosters on the film sets, they were well and truly ripped off. Despite this, the acting is acceptable and there are some reasonable performances, despite the script.

For the first few minutes I couldn't decide whether I liked the film or not. Sometimes a film can be awful, but work really well, but it soon became obvious that it was trying desperately hard to be funny, and failing. I am not averse to the "no brain required" sort of humour that Hollywood turns out on a regular basis, it's fun and and a bit of light entertainment. This movie, however, is awful and a real chore to sit through. The childish attempts at being (oh so) politically incorrect are just embarrassing. I can imagine that the actors and crew had a great time making this movie, but it simply doesn't work on the screen.

There is nothing else to compare this film to. The closest thing I can think of is if a bunch of not very bright schoolboys trying really, really hard to be naughty, got hold of a camera.

This is the first review I have posted, and that's because this is the only movie I have ever felt angry about wasting my time trying to watch. Don't waste your time or money renting it, just do yourself a favour and avoid this complete rubbish at all costs.

I have visited OZ twice, and was shown the TV series by Aussie friends. As a real sitcom buff, and a taste for anarchy on screen, I took to the show immediately, no that's an understatement, I bloody loved it!

On my return to OZ I looked out for it again, and SBS began to show it and it was as good as I remembered.

I discovered the film, and was very excited to sit and watch it. Unfortunately it just didn't live up to my expectations, and I didn't find it particularly funny. I enjoyed the characters as I always would, but I would have bought a copy to bring home even if I had thought it to be just OK, but the fact that it wasn't worth it says a lot. I am desperate to obtain copies of the series on DVD, but as far as I know they hadn't/haven't made them. This is a great shame as I would love to introduce friends here to the show.

TV Show 10/10 Film 5/10

i urge, no i implore all people to see this movie, it will become a cult classic. for those who dont know it is based on the terrific low budget sbs show that takes the p*** out of everything and everyone. it is a showcase of the australian spirit of taking the p*** out of everything and anyone and the movie furthers this tradition well. it is a showcase of australian talent and the number of celebrity cameos is mind boggling with classic jokes that only australians would get but a couple you overseesians might get as well. see this movie anybody who gets a chance, you will not be disappointed.

Ok, in actual truth this film is terrible, and if your not Australian don't bother, but what's so good about the satire is it's what's occurring on the streets. Real people you can relate to.

Be warned thought, every single ethnicity, skin colour, gender, sexuality etc etc is made fun of in this film.

But seeing Ghandi trash talk someone in the boxing ring is worth the price of admission alone.

2 and a half stars out of five.

There's a plot of sorts about a guy who works at a pizza shop holding a ring for his boss who bought a mail-order bride or something. The plot is just an excuse to string some skits together. Some hilarious, some funny, some awful (the Ronald McDonalds, the baby),. Offending pretty much everyone along the way. VERY un-P.C. which is a good thing. This is based on a TV show I guess (I don't know, I'm not an Aussie, I've never even been in prison). Sure it's juvenile, sophomoric, and obsessed with ass humor, but I'd rather with this than any Ali G. However,it could also have been cut by a good 10 or so minutes and would have been better

My Grade: C+

If you've read all the other comments, then you will know that this film manages to offend almost every minority group that ever existed in this country. And whilst I agree to some extent with the other commentators that that is not necessarily a bad thing, that's all that this film is, and I don't believe that that makes it as funny as everyone else thought.

It's fat, it's cheesy, but it ain't all that hilarious.

Saw it last night. Probably one of the best comedies I've ever saw! Last time I have laughed so much was, when I saw Bio-Dome ( 1996 ), but this is even better and not college humor, but more adult. No matter this is a 2003 movie and now is 2006, it sounds very actual and modern.

What a comedy lover could dislike is just and only, if You are intellectual comedy lover ( "Monty Python" series for example ), here the humor is not of that type. But I am not such a person. And I love this movie!

The plot: It is very well organized in my opinion, the story jumps in very dynamic way from one place to another. Especially at beginning. Later there is small lazy, bit boring moments, but it passes.

The characters: This is something I love -- Every movie should have memorable characters. Unique. Well, here everyone is different and cool in his way.

The cinematography: Original. I liked it.

The soundtrack: Well here goes the other advantage of the movie -- there are very very cool electronic ( trance/house probably, did not listened carefully ) songs! If You like this kind of music, You'll gonna dance with the movie. I will try to find these.

For all casual comedy lovers -- A must see!

Ognen_Demon, October 2006

PS: Haven't checked out yet, if this director has more movies, but man if You read this, would like to say -- Keep going! You rule!

Fat pizza is a great movie, at the beginning the movie looks to me funny and stupid but after a while and a second look.... It's still looks stupid but very smart because it criticize everything and everybody. I guess I miss some thing that Australian will found funny, but still a very fun smart and non PC as a movie as should be. They want me to write at lease ten line so I'm trying to do so and I hope that I will succeed with that mission. For now it's not so easy because my comment was two short because it's not easy to me to express my self in English, and to express my thoughts about this movie. Wish me lock..............hope this comment will not deleted.

If you have ever watched the Pizza TV show on SBS, you know what to expect. Nudity, drugs, bad language, stereotypes, bad taste and sick humor, but above all a very good time.

The plot doesn't matter in this movie, what there is of it revolves around Bobo the chainsaw wielding pizza shop owner getting married to a mail order bride, while the pizza delivery drivers, Pauly, Sleek The Elite and new driver drug crazed Davo go about the business of delivering pizza's. In the process they insult, abuse and make fun of handicaps, dwarfs, gays, refugees, police, Mcdonalds, bikies, nightclubs, drugs, backpacker's, greenpeace, all nationalities including Australian, Outback hicks, detention centers and for good measure serial killers ... of course if I left anyone out include them too.

Its all in very poor taste and extremely funny.

Look out for cameo's for lots of semi-famous Australian minor celebrities.

I laughed throughout the whole movie and thats all you can ask for. Better then half the movies that try and pass themselves off as a comedy. Maybe the humor will be missed if this ever screens internationally, but for Australian's is a great movie and humor that you can relate to.

Great fun, Watch the Tv show, see the stage show and check out the movie! Loved it - 7 out of 10.

After initially deciding to switch off after thirty seconds, then being unable to find the remote, I instead looked at reviews of this film to see what the Hell was going on - the first line of the first review was something along the lines of 'typically Australian!' - then I instantly went into Australian film mode and managed to sit through the entire film.

I am unfamiliar with most of these actors, I've never heard of the TV series or this film, and had no idea what to expect but I found my brain reminding me that I have also seen and enjoyed Bad Taste, Body Melt etc - and enjoyed them - that's when I clicked what typically-Australian actually means. Basically, they do not give one single solitary sh*t what people think of them as there are never any consequences for the Aussies after being politically incorrect, overly-vulgar, exploitative or rude and that is why I enjoyed the film so much. Real breath of fresh air.

I have read that this is a low budget production - I don't know whether that is true especially given this movie has a cast of hundreds of people, lots of motorcycles and muscle cars getting smashed up, lots of different filming locations etc but I really wish someone responsible for the terrible conveyor belt of British low budget 'comedies' and 'thrillers' would look at this to get a better idea of how to do an entertaining film without needing world famous actors, amazing special effects or a real story, as I've been bearing witness lately to the destruction of the lower end of the UK film industry by people who don't seem to have the foggiest idea what they are doing.

So, what did I learn about the Sydney suburbs as a newcomer to this franchise? Well, there are hardly any white caucasian people and those that exist are inbred drug dealing lowlifes and bikies - the rest of the population consists of Arabs, Asians and African Caribbeans, all of who are criminals. Most of the women have smoking hot bodies but faces like smacked-arses and the police are all completely incapable of policing. And there are more than a few dwarfs.

Sounds like my sort of town....

This is a fantastic film showing the true genius of Paul Fenech in his earlier comedies. The plot line is relatively simple, but works very well and adds a perfect tie in to the show between Seasons 2 and 3. Whilst possibly not as good as the show it is definitely a great movie for any fan of Australian Ethnic comedy. The film is not for everyone, people from outside Australia may have difficulty understanding the film, many people say, that as a result of this, the film is bad and appeals to no one, but, the film applies to the lives of 7.5 Million People in Australia and there would certainly be onlookers of these 7.5 Million people whose interpretation would be different, but still would find it comedic. Overall, a fantastic film and well worth a watch if you believe that you would 'get it'.

Maybe I am just too old. Maybe it's because I am not an Aussie, and I did not get all the subtleties of this film. Anyway, I did not like it.

Seeing 'Fat Pizza' was to me kind of like trying to listen to rap / hip-hop music. I am 50+, I belong to the rock generation, I love all kind of music and pretend to be a liberal, but rappers still are beyond my taste. I have nothing against, I respect the right of other people to listen and like them, they are just too far away from my universe and taste for me to enjoy their work. I cannot follow all their texts, I do not like their music (ar lack of music), they are too fast, I do not share their feelings.

Same with 'Fat Pizza'. The film is apparently inspired by a TV series. What I did like was that it's different from your usual TV comedy stuff. The film does not try to be politically correct, which is really spoiling many American comedies today. The rhythm is crazy, and this is the main problem in my opinion. It is so crazy and fast that you do not have time to follow the jokes. There is not too much connection between the gags either, no line of action or humor, and the result is unfortunately no better than in a less than average sitcom.

That's too bad. The watching experience is different but the result is not better than bad comedy, scarcely extracting a smile now and then.

But after all, it may be just me. Perhaps after seeing a few more rap comedies like this I will get to understanding better and even enjoying the genre. Same as with rap music. The question is whether they will get me watching or listening to them.

4 out of 10 on my personal scale.

This cheap POS is unbelievably bad.

The jokes aren't funny, often it's just grossness as a cheap humor substitute, the rest of time they're just flat, and even if they were they are so obviously coming that all of the humor has dissipated by the time that they arrive.

The characters are cardboard and even if they weren't the actors all look like they are playing drunkenly drawn caricatures. Furthermore the actors are so obviously playing to a camera and getting cues that even if the first 2 problems with the character depiction weren't there you'd still have the realism of the typical elementary school Christmass play.

This movie looks cheap, not just low budget but tacky colors and deserted scenes along with ham handed camera work make it look even cheaper than it likely was.

God this sucks!