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Short summary

A tongue-in-cheek sex education documentary covering a different subject for each letter of the alphabet, e.g. A is for Anatomy, B is for Babies, etc.

The movie was cut down by 3 minutes and 36 seconds to pass the Australian Censorship Board prior to theatrical release. According to the website 'Refused Classification', "in March 1978, a 2387.2 meter (87:01) print of The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978) lost 98.7 meters (03:36) before being awarded an R-rating. The reason for the cuts was 'indecency'.".

Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan of the Swedish Institute for Sex Research received a 'special appearance' credit.

Notable colourful puppet animation sequences book-end the picture.

In John D. Lamond's next film Felicity (1978), characters in that movie go and see at the cinema The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978).

Director John D. Lamond initially intended to make Felicity (1978) after Australia After Dark (1975) but due to financing and development problems with Felicity (1978), The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978) got made first instead, with Felicity (1978) being made after.

About one fifth of the film, the more explicit sexual content footage, was actually filmed in Europe in Sweden, and not at all in Australia.

The film was re-issued in cinemas on a double-bill with director John D. Lamond's next picture Felicity (1978) which it also played with at Australian drive-ins.

The film was promoted as being "A Modern Manual of Love and Sexuality" and "A Joyous Lesson in Love, Sexuality and Sensuality".

The producers of the film, such as John D. Lamond, provided a warning and a disclaimer on Australian movies posters for the picture. It stated: "IMPORTANT! We, the Producers, believe that this film should be seen by all Australians of mature age but we advise that some members of the community may be offended".

Leotard-clad dancers were used in a few dance numbers in the film to jazz it up and choreograph it in certain parts.

The film was inspired by and influenced by Sweden's earlier Ur kärlekens språk (1969) [The Lanuage of Love], and its sequels Mera ur kärlekens språk (1970) [More About the Language of Love], Kärlekens XYZ (1971), and Kär-lek, så gör vi: Brev till Inge och Sten (1972). Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan, of the Swedish Institute for Sex Research, appeared in the first three of these Swedish educational skin-flicks, as well as being involved in this Australian version of the above, The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978).

The made-for-DVD short documentary about this film's director John D. Lamond, Confessions of an R-rated Movie Maker (2004), appears on both Australian DVDs for both Lamond's Felicity (1978) and Pacific Banana (1980), as well as on the Lamond double bill DVD of Australia After Dark (1975) + The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978).

The film's Australian DVD sleeve notes describe the film as "the holy grail of true-blue retro skinema".

Was segmented by most letters of the alphabet and included the following segment titles: A: Anatomy; B: Birth; C: Contraception; D: Dreams; E: Erotic which is also for Erogenous Zones; F: Fun; G: Genitals; H: Homosexual; I: Innocence/Ignorance; J: Jealousy; K: Kiss; L: Love; M: Masturbation and Masochism; N: Natural or Normal; O: Orgasm; P: Pornography; Q: None; R: Rape; S: Seduction; T: Temptation; U: Understanding; V: None; W: Words; X: eXcellence; Y: You and Z: None. As such, three of the letters, Q, V and Z, had no corresponding segment to their letter.

This adult documentary was director John D. Lamond's second Mondo cane (1962) style doc after his first Australia After Dark (1975) though this time was more in the vein of a Swedish sexploitation pic.

1970s Australian movie posters for the film asked a number questions. These included: "How much do you know about your own sexuality? How often should we make love? How many methods of contraception are there? Is masturbation harmful? What is erotic? What about homosexuality? Lesbianism?"

Australian movie posters for the film boldly declared: "NOBODY UNDER 18 ADMITTED".

The film features no credits for the crew roles of composer, costume designer and sound recordist according to Scott Murray in the book "Australian Film 1978-1994" (1995)

Scott Murray in the book "Australian Film 1978-1994" (1995) states that "no character names are given in the credits" for the picture.

The script was written over the course of three weekends.

The dialogue for the gay party sequence was improvised.

John D. Lamond let his wife participate with him in the casting sessions for this film.

Katie Morgan actively campaigned to prevent the theatrical release of this film in Australia.

This film is considered an "Ozploitation" (Australian exploitation) picture.

John Michael Howson: The Australian television celebrity as a man dressed in leather at an orgy during the "N" segment.

Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan: As herself.

User reviews


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    • Author: Bukelv
    Major cringe factor here even in the 70's. Supposedly (and hoped for) outrageous semi-doco on the sexual habits of Aussies. (As if they differ much from any other country!)

    I recall seeing this at a bucks party for one of my college friends in the early 80's! As I recall, there was way more action in the bedrooms upstairs than on the TV screen.

    The "novel" pitch was using each letter of the alphabet to introduce a new point of discussion. "P" for penis, "o" for orgasm - I don't actually recall anyone having one that night!....least not DOWNSTAIRS!
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    • Author: Gholbirius
    Again, another so so documentary from Lamond, but he makes this one very entertaining with a clever start. Picture if you will a class of little girls and boys, and their teacher, presented as clay figures as if the makers of The Wombles were in town. This is a funny scene as our eyes and knowledge about sex is really about to be expanded and what better way as if through the alphabet. This includes lesbianism, masturbation, and even RAPE. I couldn't believe that when we reached the letter P, prostitution wasn't mentioned. We do skip a letter here and there, though. What we got here is a fun documentary, that never bores, with actors so cheesy they're funny, if perfect, and that's what bad acting is, funny, as is some of the male V.O.'s dialogue. One scene has a couple in bed, and when you think the middle aged male is gonna pull out his schlong, he pulls out a bunch of roses. There's a blonde hottie, who looks great, fully stark, massaging the biggest blown up penis I've ever seen. John Michael Howson, a favorite with John Lamond, plays a gay party crasher in biker gear where he makes this hilarious remark, typical of his mouth. What really cheesed me off about this movie was the dance sequence, amidst the big letter blocks, used at the start and it's finish that was just warranted, if bloody annoying. We even have a overseas sex expert give her opinion on the subject. Overall this documentary, a popular hit at the drive in, is a fun way to kill 76 minutes, and Lamond fan, like I am (although Breakfast in Paris nearly bored me to tears) do recommend this for couples in the mood, or for people who just want a good laugh. It's funnier than a few bad comedies, I've seen, I can tell ya. And remember, couples that play together stay together. An all true line for most of it's worth.
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    • Author: Jonariara
    This documentary comes across as something you might have seen in a progressive sex ed class in the '70s. It gives you a few facts and is extremely dull. If you're expecting something along the lines of a soft porn movie then you'll be disappointed. If you're expecting to learn a lot of interesting things about sex then you'll be disappointed. Plenty of nudity but nothing too steamy (except for a couple of good looking young women making out on a bed together.) I was surprised that they had a very liberal stance on homosexuality but then proceeded to portray all gay guys as flamboyant queens or cross-dressers. Whatever. 2/10
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    • Author: Dellevar
    Done under the crafty guise of being an informative and illuminating documentary on all the different aspects of sex, director/co-writer John D. Lamond basically uses said premise as a pretty flimsy, but still highly entertaining and often even fairly alluring excuse to cover everything from birth to erotic dreams to masturbation and masochism ("Some say a good bout of masochism is hard to beat"), with delightful detours on love, rape, kissing, orgasms, mile high clubs, and pornography along the merry way. Presented in alphabetical order, with copious nudity (both male and female alike), an amusing sense of cheeky humor, plenty of interesting (if questionable) salacious "facts," funky Claymation in the wrap-around segments, neat use of jaunty film library music(the theme song "You Got What It Takes" is a groovy gas), and, of course, a plethora of really hot and explicit on-screen copulation, this winningly breezy'n'easy film promotes sex in a way that's so healthy, upbeat, and positive that it in turn comes across as surprisingly pleasant and engaging instead of crude and offensive. Breathy Sandy Gore and smooth Michael Cole handle the narrator duties with infectious aplomb. Garry Wapshott's sunny cinematography provides an attractive bright look. A sweetly bawdy romp.
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    • Author: Boraston
    About as much as one would expect from a film with such a title, this Australian documentary provides facts and advice about sex and sexuality with content organised into chapters according to the alphabet. Chapters include "C is for Contraception", "M is Masochism", "S is for Seduction" and so on. While not particularly enlightening, the film offers an interesting snapshot of attitudes and values in the 1970s. Of particular interest are the vary opinions as to just what constitutes pornography and why it has such a social stigma. An interviewee also curiously informs us that sex education has been a mandatory subject in Scandinavian primary schools for a number of years. The segments vary significantly in their effectiveness though. The "H is for Homosexual" sequence is particularly cringe-worthy, packed full of gay stereotypes despite preaching tolerance. The film also bizarrely omits three letters of the alphabet; Q and Z are admittedly understandable omissions, but V has at least a couple of very obvious topics that could have been covered. Even more bizarre though are the stretches made for other letters; "J is for Jealousy" never really seems relevant. There is also something to be said for the copious time spent on chapters such as "D is for Dreams" while "T is for Temptation" is barely twenty seconds long! While a bit of a mixed bag overall, the documentary is arguably essential viewing though for novelty value alone. The stop motion opening sequence set in a primary school classroom is utterly uncanny at the very least.
  • Cast overview, first billed only:
    Sandy Gore Sandy Gore - Narrator (voice)
    Michael Cole Michael Cole - Narrator (voice)
    Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan Maj-Brith Bergström-Walan - Herself
    Brigitta Almström Brigitta Almström
    Robyn Bartley Robyn Bartley
    Bettina Borer Bettina Borer
    Rose Marie Borg Rose Marie Borg
    Ian Broadbent Ian Broadbent - Man with Whipped Cream
    Leon Cosak Leon Cosak - Man / Man in Park
    Ian Crow Ian Crow
    Catherine Diós Catherine Diós
    Elizabeth Featherstone Elizabeth Featherstone
    Marie-Louise Fors Marie-Louise Fors - (as Marie Louise Forsen)
    Favio Giovangnoli Favio Giovangnoli
    Louise Hemmingway Louise Hemmingway
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