First the positives:

badly acted, poor direction, terrible production values, and as stiff as super-glued cardboard...

if I say that the best and most natural actor in this is the adult star Ron Jeremy then you'll understand why I am not overexcited...

Now the bad...

Has all the appeal of dried-up week old pizza, boring generic plotting with little to redeem it: script is just about as exciting as cold, weak tea, when trying to have fizz just pops and dies... can really say nothing nice about this...

if it a choice between watching this or watching paint dry -- watch the paint... you'll thank me...

The tagline is "Are you in, or are you out" Out cold, thank you very much...