Two immortal guys living in NH decide to give up saving the world and instead take up bowling. But when an evil CEO threatens the teenagers of the world, only they can stop him.

Sixtus and Crispy are two immortal guys living in New Hampshire. Once great superheroes fighting for justice, they have become bored and dedicate their time to bowling. Meanwhile an evil CEO and his wormy assistant are planning on launching a satellite which will give all the teenagers of the world severe acne. They are aided by a public-relations guru from the future named Reagonomicon. Six and Crispy's bowling partner Herbert encourages the two to take up a cause against the nefarious 'acne ray.'