Sex Gallery (2008) watch online HD

Carlos Batts, director of the miserable Bad Seed release "Voluptuous Life", under-did himself with this tedious set of five pose-and-hump sex scenes. I saw it described as a "kinky thriller" but it has no story and is uneventful.

Segments have stupid titles ranging from "Art of Madness" to "Art of Small Black Dress". Finale has cover girl Gia Paloma in "Art of French Maid", meaning she's dusting dressed up in a crummy maid costume to get d.p.'d by bald Barry Scott and a dildo.

Annette Schwarz is on hand as the hardest working gal in Porn biz providing the show's kinky content by dominating Marcus London in some BDSM lite, that features brief knife play and some latex. This is so poorly staged (with director Batts revealing a "who cares?" approach to his job) that London stands up against a blank white wall with his hands above his head pretending to be chained, when in fact no chains or other props are provided.