| Episode cast overview: |
 | David Herman | - | John Ritter as Bond |
 | Phil LaMarr | - | Chance Cumulus / Customs Agent / Therapist / UBS Guy Jaq / Spishak Cola Taster / Desperation Lee |
 | Will Sasso | - | Detective / Nick / Harris |
 | Mary Scheer | - | Reporter |
 | Aries Spears | - | Various |
 | Nicole Sullivan | - | Diane Lawyer-Trabajo / Reporter / Jennifer Aniston |
 | Debra Wilson | - | Rosa Marticorena / Spishak Cola Taster |
 | Alex Borstein | - | Sue Napersville / Ms. Swan / Spishak Cola Taster |
 | Chris Hogan | - | Miguel O'Reilly / Officer Tameron |
 | Pat Kilbane | - | Billy Bob Thornton / Smuggler / Kellerman |
 | Lisa Arch | - | Various (as Lisa Kushell) (credit only) |
 | Craig Anton | - | President / Smuggler / Spishak Cola Advertiser |
 | Jennifer Love Hewitt | - | Herself |
 | Daisy Fuentes | - | Herself |
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