| Credited cast: |
 | Warren Mitchell | - | Alf Garnett |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
 | Susie Blake | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Ken Campbell | - | Himself - Audience Member |
| Nicky Campbell | - | Himself - Audience Member |
| Vanessa Feltz | - | Herself - Audience Member |
 | Sherrie Hewson | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Darcus Howe | - | Himself - Audience Member |
| Gloria Hunniford | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Derek Jameson | - | Himself - Audience Member |
| Richard Littlejohn | - | Himself - Audience Member |
 | Billy Murray | - | Himself - Audience Member |
 | Prunella Scales | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Janet Street-Porter | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Mrs. Teddy Taylor | - | Herself - Audience Member |
| Teddy Taylor | - | Himself - Audience Member (as Sir Teddy Taylor) |
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