| Complete credited cast: |
 | Doon Mackichan | - | Himself - Narrator (voice) |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: |
 | Gerry Agar | - | Herself - Friend of Paula Yates |
| Kelly Allen | - | Herself - Showbiz Journalist |
 | Casey Batchelor | - | Herself - Celebrity Big Brother Contestant, 2014 / Model |
 | Christopher Biggins | - | Himself - Actor / King of the Jungle, 2007 |
| Jennie Bond | - | Herself - Broadcaster |
| Dane Bowers | - | Himself - Pop Star / 5th Story / Celebrity Big Brother Contestant, 2010 |
| Scott Capurro | - | Himself - Comedian / Colleague of Robin Williams |
| Lucie Cave | - | Herself - Editor in Chief, Heat magazine |
 | Bobby Cole Norris | - | Himself - TOWIE Star / Friend of Gemma Collins (as Bobby Norris) |
| Anne Diamond | - | Herself - Broadcaster |
 | Janice Dickinson | - | Herself - Ex Badass Supermodel |
| Sam Dowler | - | Himself - Showbiz Journalist |
| Jamie East | - | Himself - TV Presenter |
| Eggsy | - | Himself - Goldie Lookin' Chain |
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