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Disappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas.

Production was briefly halted when Neil Breen temporarily suspended his shadow.

When one twin sister loses her job, the other sister waits almost a full second before suggesting her sister turn to prostitution as the only hope for her.

Despite cancer chemo kicking his ass, the man in the wheelchair is not alone in wanting to see the Vegas sign. Many people have it as a life goal and bucket list item to see the Vegas sign.

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    • Author: Steamy Ibis
    Yes, it's a challenge just to sit through this crazy thing, and the thoughts it provokes are, What the hell? Why are there doll heads in the desert? Did that dolphin just poop? Do all the women in Las Vegas wear those spaghetti strap blouses with the two top buttons open to show their chests? Couldn't they get any actors for this? Why do they use the same scream over and over? What's with the monster mask? Why, why why am I watching this? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Writer, Producer and Director Neil Breen stars as a space Jesus who comes to Earth in a glass paperweight to check up on his failed experiment - humanity. The corrupt politicians and lying lawyers play out their efforts to hamper the development of sustainable energy systems in halting stilted monologues. Economic conditions force people into crime, dismemberment and depravity, and the space Jesus makes the bad guys bleed from their eyes for menacing a cancer patient in a wheelchair. I wouldn't be fool enough to compare this unique creation with anything else - it's created a whole new reality for itself. It's like a metaphor - FOR LIFE. I only hope we are ready when Neil Breen's glass paperweight returns once more to Earth.
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    • Author: Uanabimo
    Neil Breen plays a cyborg alien Jesus in this movie and that alone is quite something isn't it? I mean, the symbolism is just off the roof in this and Breen myself gets his message out very vividly.

    The Being (Neil Breen) is disappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas.

    I Am Here….Now is a work of sheer breenius. It's a breathtaking thrill ride with plenty of symbolism and brilliance from the Breen.

    If you haven't check this out yet, please….do.
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    • Author: Steep
    Not to be a complete grammar snob, but I hope Neil Breen knows an ellipsis is three dots, not four.

    So.... (Three dots) have you ever had a dream so awesome you felt like you should write it down and make a movie? Then, you tell a friend about it and they tell you it is a crap story? Well, I think Neil Breen had that dream but never let anyone scan over the story before making into a movie.

    He DID improve upon his movie-making skills since Double Down. This film relied far less on royalty-free footage and music and actually seemed to include scenes filmed directly for the movie, not for a 3-2-1 Contact segment from 1981 as In his prior film.

    On the other hand, my "compliment" is akin to saying that a kid's 4th grade art project is better than their 3rd grade art project. How someone can be so egotistical to write, star in, direct, produce, and even CATER their own movie is beyond my self-loathing comprehension. I, as a Midwestern middle class woman have the same access to equipment, money, software, and acting talent as Mr. Breen. Yet, I choose not to make a movie showcasing my mediocre talent. However, does that make me smart OR does that make Neil Breen brave. Only the viewer can decide...
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    • Author: Alsath
    One thing you can say about Neil Breen's film-making career is that he is gradually improving on the technical side of things. In a relative sense, at least.

    This movie has a far less ambiguous morality than Breen's debut, 'Double Down'. There's a message here, and you really can't miss it. In fact, the message is the same as 'Birdemic', as it firmly gets behind behind renewable energy and protecting the environment. Many earnest speeches hammer this home, as do the baddies' conversations about how bad they are.

    The Being (Breen) falls to earth in a paperweight, then manifests in the desert with stigmata and some circuit boards attached to his arms and chest. It is made clear that he created the earth and he is not at all happy about how it has turned out.

    The movie follows the fortunes of various characters, whose lives are redeemed or punished by The Being's intervention. I won't give too much away, but there's some unconvincing screaming, several repeated scenes and lots of heavy symbolism. There is also lots of exposition and enough Breen-esque voice-overs to satisfy the faithful.

    Neil Breen films are unique. Until you have seen one, you won't really get his unique vision. They are also a textbook showreel of getting it wrong that all film students should study.
  • comment
    • Author: Androrim
    I like what I see. So hot, I'd like to do all of these guys at the same time. Cancer-chemo kickin my aaaass. In short....WOOOOOOOOOW!!
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    • Author: Dusar
    This is another work of art from the legendary Neil Breen. Anyone who rated this movie, no this revolutionary work of art below a 10 is an imbecile. Words cannot describe this beauty and has to be seen to be believed.
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    • Author: Keel
    This movie is great. Neil breen is the cyborg God that created humanity. He's disappointed by his creation and how they threat each other. The dialogue is great, the soundtrack, the acting. Everything is perfect. Watch this movie, you won't regrets it.
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    • Author: Mave
    Another Neil Breen classic. Watch this alongside Fateful Findings and Double Down for a delightfully delicious three Breen salad of entertainment!
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    • Author: wanderpool
    Neil Breen is back at it again with another awesome movie that you will enjoy thoroughly. Go grab your buddies, fill your beer pints and enjoy this masterpiece.

    Neil Breen returns as a cyber-super-mega God (?) in this movie. He is excellent throughout and he helps the world while it tries to become a better place. With scenes that will give you the biggest laughs you will ever experience, excellent dialogue and a mind- boggling plot, this movie remains as my favorite Neil Breen work to this day. With a Birdemic like message, this movie teaches you how to interact with the earth, nature and the others around you. Aside from the message, the hilariously cut scenes made this movie hell of a lot better in my opinion. (The pool scene, the gang scene). Don't take this movie seriously, it's a lot of fun when you think of it as one of the Best-worst movies of all time. This movie is sure to bring joy to your heart and soul.

    Neil Breen is an aspiring filmmaker and he really is trying to do something that he enjoys, and I really respect that. He funds his own movies, he plays the lead characters and he pretty much does all the work and he is awesome!
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    • Author: Mautaxe
    This film, like every Neil Breen film, is a masterpiece. It makes no sense in any way, clips and sound effects are reused every two seconds, all six actors they could afford to hire are desperate to leave the screen, but still. But still.

    There is something enchanting about watching this with friends and feeling the room go silent as everyone realizes this man just strapped RAM to his arms to signify being space mecha jesus. The same thing happens when everyone watches this man steal some clothes and make an old man with "chemocancer" young again. A lady in a spaghetti top is wheeling an obvious doll around, talking to her "twin" who looks nothing like her, and two seconds later she's touching knockoff Terry Crew's pecks. I want this movie to be my life.
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    • Author: Hinewen
    This film was Neil Breen's little joke at the expense of those who didn't "get" Double Down (2005), ie that the latter was a descent-into-madness tale told from the perspective of a character who was clearly delusional at the outset. So he portrays a literal deity here and expounds everything to us.
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    • Author: LØV€ YØỮ
    I'm disappointed in your species, the human species.
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    • Author: Maridor
    I love this movie.

    I have no idea what the names of the twin sisters are, but I am led to believe one is named Amber and one is named Cindy...? One wears a pink shirt and the other wears a white shirt. White shirt has a boyfriend who I assume is the Aron alluded to in the credits. All of the female characters wear the exact same shirt in different colors.

    Neil Breen himself plays Alien Techno Zombie Jesus who created the planet Earth and is upset with humanity for not being good despite the fact that he has been completely neglecting all parts of the world outside of one area of Las Vegas, Nevada, as if Las Vegas is the center of human civilization on planet Earth.

    No, not because of any technical skill. In fact the movie technically is a piece of garbage. But this film is quite possibly one of the most harmless and inoffensive films to watch with friends to laugh at. One of the most entertaining So Bad It's Good films ever.
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    • Author: Granijurus
    Be it as it may, this was the very first Neil Breen film I have had the chance to witness. I went into this film thinking it'd be a joke, a farce on the cinematic world. But I emerged a stronger film maker, a more genuine person, and a more reflective human being. Neil Breen truly has a way with implanting subtle messages throughout his film that the viewer will truly have to dig deep to find. It took me about three viewings to find the true message of this film, and I will say that once that message is found, it will change your life forever. I one day hope to become as caring and generous as The Being in this film. I believe that The Being is Neil Breen's personification of what a connected society will look like one day within our confines. This to me, speaks true genius. Neil Breen, to me, is the reincarnation of Jean-Luc Godard, and it shows in every aspect of his films, from his cinematography to the way his actors portray true human emotion in every line, every breath, and every movement. Everybody who is anybody or wants to be anybody needs to take the time to watch I Am Here.... Now.
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    • Author: Duzshura
    Have you ever seen a movie and been like, This is a load of garbage. Well that is the same with I Am Here... Now. It is shot terribly the plot is convoluted and not well planned. But it has to be seen to be believed and believe it or not this is a film that can make you laugh, I highly recommend it and watch it with a friend, it makes the viewing experience way more fun!
  • Cast overview, first billed only:
    Neil Breen Neil Breen - The Being
    Joy Senn Joy Senn - Amber
    Elizabeth Sekora Elizabeth Sekora - Cindy
    George Gingerelli George Gingerelli - Corporate Leader
    Maraud Ford Maraud Ford - Gang Leader
    Jason Perrin Jason Perrin - Politician
    Ron Schoenewolf Ron Schoenewolf - Corporate Lawyer
    Herbert Allen Herbert Allen - Man in Wheelchair
    Ali Banks Ali Banks - Man in Pickup Truck / Gang Member
    Tommie Vegas Tommie Vegas - Girl in Pickup Truck (as Tommie Lee Vasquez)
    Med Jast Med Jast - Aron
    Terri Lynn Terri Lynn - Solar Company Manager
    David Turoczy David Turoczy - Gang Member
    Jeremy Stevens Jeremy Stevens - Boy on Bike
    Eduard Osipov Eduard Osipov - Young Man in Wheelchair
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